THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com August 2020 I think my Check Liver light might come on soon. Hello RIEHOA Members, Here is the next installment of the Happy Dappy Tributary. Please note I’m smiling while typing. The Board wants me to tell you for the 47th time, that the ‘Neighborhood Watch’…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com July 2020 “Of all the things I learned in grade school, trying to avoid cooties was the last one I expected to use” WELCOME It has been suggested, from more than one source btw, that perhaps I should turn over a new leaf, try being a little…Read More→
I believe my house is haunted. Every time I look in the mirror, a crazy old lady stands in front of me so I can’t see my reflection. Whack-A-Mole Let’s start with the big stuff. Coronavirus statistics are still growing in the United States. It’s NOT over. I have been very, very careful not to…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com May 2020 The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” – Isaac Asimov AGE OF AQUARIUS Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century, but Hippies finally won!! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM …Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com April 2020 At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can. (Frida Kahlo) Well, Frida Kahlo can stuff it ‘cuz many more months of this lock down and we’ll all be in the Funny Farm. Maybe we’re already there, I can’t…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com February 2020 Some people are like Slinkies…..not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. ’It’s a wonderful life’ was the theme of our Big Fat Annual Meeting Sunday, Feb 9th. In fact, we had a visit from Jimmy…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com January 2020 “The truth is like a lion. You don’t have to defend it. Let it loose. It will defend itself.” (St Augustine of Hippo) HEAR YE! HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Who: Calling all Members in Good Standing What: The big big RIEHOA ANNUAL MEETING…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com December 2019 “I haven’t tried yoga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys so I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga “. Anonymous I know they can seem frustratingly stupid and slow (ohmmm) but our gates are really quite smart. Bring your knitting, nail…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com November 2019 I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!!! Speaking of cops and robbers, STAY AWARE! There has been another break-in in our community! This time a window was broken in a locked car to get to the…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com October 2019 If I ever go missing, I’d like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. That way my friends will know to go look for me. The pool is closing November 1st. Big sigh! A less vigorous maintenance schedule by Cornerstone and Maintenance…Read More→