River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com December 2020 Dear Santa, This year pls give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don’t mix those 2 up like you did last year. Thank you. It’s happening again! Repeat stories from last year during the holiday season. We know of one burglary so…Read More→
River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com November 2020 We often miss opportunity because it’s dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas A. Edison Roberto Silva of Silva’s Landscaping says, My guys love working here! It’s so beautiful and the people are nice. I agree! Thank you. BYOA There is one small thing…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com October 2020 Just ‘cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town. (George Carlin) Monkey see, monkey do Seems like everybody is parking on the street again!! Ok, maybe not everybody but it seems like it when you drive through either…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com Sept. 2020 I wake up every day planning to be productive then a voice in my head says, “Haha, good one” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. BORING!!! The only word that accurately defines the last Board meeting is boring. I let them know,…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com August 2020 I think my Check Liver light might come on soon. Hello RIEHOA Members, Here is the next installment of the Happy Dappy Tributary. Please note I’m smiling while typing. The Board wants me to tell you for the 47th time, that the ‘Neighborhood Watch’…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com July 2020 “Of all the things I learned in grade school, trying to avoid cooties was the last one I expected to use” WELCOME It has been suggested, from more than one source btw, that perhaps I should turn over a new leaf, try being a little…Read More→
I believe my house is haunted. Every time I look in the mirror, a crazy old lady stands in front of me so I can’t see my reflection. Whack-A-Mole Let’s start with the big stuff. Coronavirus statistics are still growing in the United States. It’s NOT over. I have been very, very careful not to…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com May 2020 The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” – Isaac Asimov AGE OF AQUARIUS Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century, but Hippies finally won!! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM …Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com April 2020 At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can. (Frida Kahlo) Well, Frida Kahlo can stuff it ‘cuz many more months of this lock down and we’ll all be in the Funny Farm. Maybe we’re already there, I can’t…Read More→
THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Homeowners Association http://riehoa.com February 2020 Some people are like Slinkies…..not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. ’It’s a wonderful life’ was the theme of our Big Fat Annual Meeting Sunday, Feb 9th. In fact, we had a visit from Jimmy…Read More→