Mr. Roger’s Newsletter – May 2024

May 2024

If you can’t think of a word say, “I forget the English word for it”. That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.

Rules for Dummies
In an effort to improve our collective test scores, I have offered to research and pen this circular with quotes, explanations, and occasionally a bit of humor, angst and snark when required regarding cogent and timely topics from our Guiding Documents. I am calling it Mr Rogers’ Neighborhood. You may have noticed.

Pool Rules. Its summer. Let’s go to the pool.

MEMBERS ONLY. The pool is private property reserved for use by members or tenants only!!! You can’t send your grandkids without going yourself.
RISK. No lifeguard on duty. Figure it out!
AGE. Persons under the age of 14 are not allowed in the gated pool area without adult supervision.
FOOD and DRINK. Glass is not allowed in the pool area. Throw away your trash!! Pick up after your own self. Your mother doesn’t live here.
BEHAVIOR. No diving, running or boisterous activity. Keep your kids from misbehaving. Doh!
RESTROOMS. Please don’t trash up the restrooms.
NO PETS allowed in the pool area. Those are the family members with 4 legs. You have to leave them home no matter how much you love them and how ‘good’ they are.
GATES must be closed at all times. Don’t leave it standing open.
UMBRELLAS need to be closed upon exiting the pool area.
NO EXCESSIVE NOISE. Leave your boomboxes at home. Nobody else likes your music!
PRIVATE PARTIES. You have to get prior authorization from the Board. You must make the request 2-4 weeks in advance for approval of your private party.
DAMAGES. Property owner will be responsible for clean-up and any damages incurred. That means that you will get charged for the cost of repairs & cleaning.

Thank you, girls and boys, for being good neighbors.
Mr. Rogers

Posted in 2024, Newsletter.